Every girl I've ever loved has wanted to be hit

Every girl I've ever loved has wanted to be hit

And every girl I've ever loved has left me 'cause I wouldn't do it

Every girl I've ever loved has wanted to be hit

And every girl I've ever loved has left me because I wouldn't do it

So I've got some advice for you, friend

Ba-ba-bruise 'em, you'll never lose 'em

Ba-ba-bruise 'em, you'll never lose 'em

Alright now

Every girl I've ever loved has wanted to be hit

Every girl I've ever loved has wanted to be hit

And every girl I've ever loved has left me 'cause I wouldn't do it

It seems my sensitive touch

Can be given by any old schmuck

Alright now

Every girl I've ever loved has wanted to be hit

And every girl I've ever loved has wanted to be hit