[Meggy]

Alright, let's do this, here's my case

You claim my clients are a vicious race

Your Honor, you'll find they're not so insidious

But just a group of lovable idiots

[Lawyer Kong]

Hold it, don't give me your lecture

Your argument here is pure conjecture

The defendants are vile and no doubt insane

They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain

[SMG4]

No, that's wrong, we fulfill dreams

We bring a smile with the magic of memes

It's all about love with our wholesome show

Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po

[Mario]

Okay, sometimes we break the law

But that's an insignificant little flaw

Our mission is to laugh, enjoy, and inspire

Just ignore the things that we set on fire

[Lawyer Kong]

Heh, this is the end, it seems

‘Cause your team's flimsy schemes are through

Your antics are too extreme

[Meggy]

Objection!

Violence, separation

Non-negotiation

Is this segregation

Peace for our nation?

[SMG4]

You guys bring peace? Don't give me that crock

Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

[Mario]

Our only crimes?

We saved the Earth a bunch of times

[Meggy]

From eldritch incantations

Greedy expectations

Hate, love, and rejection

O-O-Objection

[Lawyer Kong]

Don't get cocky, you haven't won yet

I haven't even broken a sweat

You'll be banned just as planned

Witnesses to the stand

[Luigi]

You make us look so stupid and dense

None of what we do makes any sense

[Shroomy]

So what? It's about having tons of fun

Your neutral special can be a gun

[Bob]

Bro, your vids aren't even funny

I bet you're doing this all for the money

[SMG3]

Shut up, no one asked for your opinion

L, plus ratio, plus you look like a Minion

[Boopkins]

I'm sorry, but I got a confession

All your arcs always give me depression

[Melony]

It's okay, we may woe

But we develop, love, and grow

[Karen]

Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting?

It's hard enough already existing

[Meggy]

Alright, you've heard their plea

They're innocent, so if you please

Let them all go free

[Lawyer Kong]

Objection!

Time to stop this persistent sinning

I've been winning from the very beginning

It's no use with your whinging and cringing

'Cause the use of Mario is copyright infringing

[SMG4]

No, please, I don't wanna be exiled

I was just a naive, stupid, little child

[Luigi as Walter White]

Oh, sir, you deserve this mockery

Can't be original or high quality

[Lawyer Kong]

Here, we sentence you for robbery

Of our intellectual property

[Meggy]

Objection!

Halt with your elation

And your litigations

Parody citation

Refutes these actions

Fair use states a parody of a style

Can hold water within a courtroom trial

[SMG4]

Our Mario's all silly and dull

IP robbery is therefore null

[Meggy]

Stupid imitations

Fun exaggerations

Proving their protection

O-O-Objection

[Mario]

Whatcha gonna do? I'm not your hero

I'm just a dumbass with an IQ of zero

[All]

There's no escape, you dumb ape

[Lawyer Kong]

Wait, no, you can't possibly agree

These three don't even have a degree

[SMG4]

Whoops, sorry, time's up, you clown

It's time for the judge to hand a verdict down

[Judge Kirby]

I gotta thank you all, now I clearly see

I, Judge Kirby, hereby decree

That I find the defendants to be

Not guilty