[Verse 1]

A pellet snow takes me over

If you need, we'll talk in code

Dyed your hair

A smell of pine

I hate it but I'll let it slide

Sinking forward to the lions

They’re feasting on your favorite child

It isn't fair, but case is closed

And it gets worse, but I've been

[Chorus]

Trained, conditioned and

Framed, you know this pageant's

Staged, oh miss, what a

Shame, you've come to face your flaws

On the centerfold

On the centerfold

[Verse 2]

City fines when you are broke

You taste falafel on your coat

Wipe it down, but now it's soaked

So hang it up and let it slide

When you fail, you just come home

And kiss your mom

Where life sustains

You're unconditionally praised

With vicious words, but I've been

[Chorus]

Trained, conditioned and

Framed, you know this pageant's

Staged, oh miss, what a

Shame, you've come to face your flaws

On the centerfold

On the centerfold

[Bridge]

But you can bet it all on the centerfold

Journalistic rise and without a sound

I don't think it's wise to get out of dodge

When you can bet it all on the centerfold

On the centerfold

On the centerfold

'Cause I've been

[Chorus]

Trained, conditioned and

Framed, you know this pageant's

Staged, oh miss, what a

Shame, you've come to face your flaws

On the centerfold

On the centerfold