If I were to rap about the crap that's happened in my life

It would be equivalent to a whore tripping on the doormat

Or a domestic cat that was neglected because it's a diabetic

It all started in fourth grade when I came up with the name Annex

I did not know what life was worth so I sprayed my hoes face with cum while she chased me around the house saying I will kill you bitch

She finally won took out a gun and with irony she started to beat me with the butt of the wеapon

Soon the cops came and arrestеd that cunt

And with something that looked like it was from a stunt movie I stunned the crowd by confronting the popo they were jumping with glee for some fucking reason I couldn't fucking understand and I said see you in hell

And with adrenaline rushing inside I become a demon with gentlemen qualities

I break into the medicine cabinet and pop some Percocets

I'm a nervous wreck

Check check check, microphone check

I'm entering the drop zone to give Post Malone a blow job

Then I smoke a pack of weed and say some dirty jokes about kinky pricks

Go back to fourth grade and you can say I was raped

Yeah it's true, but if any one of you try to prove it's a lie then you got a lot to do

If you want to find the culprit you have to be pretty desperate

Or I will steal all of your money and put you and honey on a budget

Fifth grade robbed a liquor with a bitter whore I held the cashier at gunpoint but I accidentally shot and blew off a finger joint of a big tit ginger

Ricky ticky tok on the clock

Tupac was just shot

WAIT, everyone shut the fuck up, I got a question Lil Wayne

What's in your cup, is it syrup

Now I'm going to say this once before I have a mental breakdown

I am a bad kid, bad kid, bad kid

Yeah I did shoot up a school and abused animals

Oh wait one more thing I fucked Master P's daughter

Sorry sir if I offended you

It's just that I fucked your little girl in the ass where poo comes out of

NOW DON't GIVE SASS or I will put you in a hospital and make you hurl and rich shame for being a millionaire prick get off my rhyme page bitch

It's time to say that I can fill this whole page with a ten-year-old rage

I got skill and free will you got a nonhot MILF

I think I found your one weak spot it's pink freaky antique Greeks

Now spread open yo ass checks

Don't think it might sprain your brain

Oh my fucking God I'm so sorry about that

Don't feel bad, there are many people who have no talent

Just remain silent, pretend this never happened

Now I'm going to say this once before I have a mental breakdown

I am a bad kid, bad kid, bad kid

The devil is inside of me

I tried thirty times to get rid of him for good it is understood in this hood to poke out prime third eyelid

Oh fuck I did it again before I get sidetracked

Sorry faggots that's all that I got see y'all real soon

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