[Intro]

(Grandmastafunk in this bitch)

Hey guys

[Verse 1: Slump AK]

Shot my lil' cousin and took his shoes

Customized my AR like it's Black Ops II

Beat up a crackhead sniffin' Gorilla glue

This bitch nasty as hell, she smell like doo doo

Just shot at a black man, it was Barack Obama

Beat up a crackhead who look like Barack Obama (Bruh)

Bought a fake ID, now my new name Bruce Lee

This is PooPoo Records, fuck a PeePee

Shot him twenty times, and now I got a smile on my face

Sold percs laced with fent now I got a case

Just popped twenty tabs, I think I'm finna die

Slapped my lil' cousin, he started to cry

Called up Spazzo suckin' on a hot dog

Beat up a crackhead who looked like a hot dog

Just caught one of my opps and hit him with a bazooka

Then I go to his crib to beat up his grandma

Then I beat up his wife

Then I beat up his newborn baby

Beat my lil' cousin ass, he suckin' his own meat

This dude Mark weird as hell, he asked for pics of my feet

Punched him in the face and knocked out his teeth

Just beat the fuck out of a lil' baby

Ugly ass, bitch ass, fuckin' fat ass baby

Stinky ass, small ass, bald ass baby

Diaper head ass, shit ass baby

[Verse 2: Spazzo]

Shot a nigga because I thought he was a twerkin' hot dog

Get on Xbox, I got your IP log

Caught my baby cousin watchin' leap frog

Just scammed a nigga, his name was Uncle Terry

My shooter aim is too good, I'm shootin' like Larry

Beat up a dog 'cause my friend said it don't bite

Next thing you know, that jawn tryna bite me

[Verse 3: Lil Rocket Launcher]

Stole my grandma weed and she beat my ass

She said give it back, so I gave her grass

Dudes in white robes, what the fuck is this clan?

Killed both of his parents, now they call him Batman

Chillin' at home listenin' to TV static

He smoke one blunt, now he think he's an addict

Got so high, I saw a pterodactyl

Just beat a nigga ass with a ping pong paddle

Me and Slump the best duo, that ain't no cap

Just punched his girl 'cause she was fat

If they pull out guns, we pull out straps

Bend they ass over and hit from the back

Shoutout Lil Slaughter for makin' the edits

Just burned down the school and blocked all the exits

Finna do drugs with my local crackhead

Woke up the next day, turns out that I'm dead

This bitch tried to give me head, but she had herpes

Just slapped the gym teacher, he made me do burpees

Just killed a nigga, now I'm gettin' chased by the FBI

I just ate rat poison, I think I'm gon' die

Just found the crackhead who stole my bike

I'm mad as fuck, I got beat up by a dyke

[Verse 4: Spazzo]

AK

Pull up on his ass and let the bullets penetrate

I let the glizzy take him out, like a date

From Chicago, so you know I'm drivin' a Wraith

Bitch throw em up, he's gon' get shot in the face

Gon' spray on his booty hole, just like some mace

Split persona, so you can call me two face

That nigga just a rookie, he using Grabify

Fucked a bitch yesterday, she said she used to be a guy

Kicked a nigga off his Xbox and boot his wifi

Fucked a raccoon and put it on Syfy

Killed Donald Trump and now they call me the good guy

[Outro]

Oh shit, they jumpin' me! They jumpin' me!

Scooby Dooby Doo

Hey guys, today I'm gonna be turning into super saiyan 3, you ready? Let's go, AHHH!