As I lay there with the car on my foot and a car in my head I was unable to tell

What the judge was saying to me, when the jury stood and shouted in unison

(It sounded just like castle thunder) As the undertow dragged me under

(It sounded just like castle thunder) As the bullet holes went through my guy

Hold on a minute

Don't get excited

Slow down poindexter

This is going to take some maths

I sat there with a car in my car and a seat on my back I was unable to say

Thank you for killing my car, I didn't like it anyway

Thank you, thank you, for not watching the road

(It sounded just like castle thunder) Couldn't breathe, couldn't climb out from under

(It sounded just like castle thunder) As the microwaves barbecued my guy

Hang on a minute

I haven't testified

Slow down poindexter

I'm getting some paper

Castle thunder came down from above

Castle thunder was the case

Castle thunder was the case they gave me

Castle thunder came down from above

Castle thunder was the face

Castle thunder was the face on the screen

Castle thunder

Castle thunder

Castle thunder

Castle thunder was the face—

Castle thunder

Castle thunder

Castle thunder was the face

On the screen

(Hit by) Uninsured motorist

(Struck by) Uninsured motorist

(Crushed by) Uninsured motorist

(Killed by) Uninsured motorist

(It sounded just like castle thunder) As the bullet holes dragged me under

(It sounded just like castle thunder) As the light bulbs damaged my eyes