[Verse 1]

I'm just a bachelor

Lookin' for a partner

Someone who knows how to ride

Without even fallin' off

Gotta be compatible

Takes me to my limits

Oh girl, when I break it off

I promise that you won't wanna get up

[Chorus]

If you're horny, let's do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waiting

Come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waiting

Come and jump on it

[Verse 2]

Sittin' here and flossin'

Peepin' your steelo

Just once, if I had the chance

The things I would do to you

You and your body

Every single portion

Sent chills up and down your spine

Juice is flowin' down your thigh

[Chorus]

If you're horny, let's do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waiting

Come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waiting

Come and jump on it

[Post-Chorus]

If you're gonna get nasty baby

First we'll show and tell

Until I reach your pony tail

Lurk all over and through you baby

Until we reach the stream

You'll be on my jockey team

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]

If you're horny, let's do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waiting

Come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waiting

Come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waiting

Come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waiting

Come and jump on it