[Verse 1]

Silly sandbox

Stupid scarecrow, woah oh oh

Jack-o-lantern, chupacabra

Sick menorah, candelabra

[Chorus 1]

Tiny tantrums, elves and giants

Little turtle, kindergarten

You were so mean to me then

But no one's mean to me now

[Verse 2]

Welcome to the Danger Zone

If you shut up I'll toss you a bone

I heard you like your little crate

I think I'm winning this debate

[Chorus 2]

But damn you've got the sharpest teeth

And I am soft as a peach

But damn you've got the sharpest teeth

And I am soft as a...

[Chorus 2]

But damn you've got the sharpest teeth

And I am soft as a peach

But damn you've got the sharpest teeth

And I am soft as a...