[Intro, spoken]

Huh, yeah

I call this one, remember the main

And guess what

It's Hanzo

Huh, yeah

Yo, I never hit a shot

But imma give it my best

Let's go!

[Chorus]

This is 5% luck, 0% skill

15% never even getting a kill

100% ult, 0% aim

I always auto-lock Hanzo

At the start of a game

Like

[Verse 1]

I don't play the objective, assault

I just want a kill whether it's a scatter or ult

I feel so unlike, other players with gold

It's old they tell me to switch off Hanzo

I know - but fuck 'em

I know my skills

It's not about reality

It's all about looking cool

And getting some kills

DRAGONSTRIKE!

Oh god, I'm immediately dying

When you see my Hanzo

Get disappointed, start sighing

[Verse 2, spoken]

I take my bow against your rifle

Guns are such a trifle

I'm saying that to stifle the pain

Of being a Hanzo main

Getting a kill? Ha!

That's quite da feat

Get it, defeat?

Cus' I just keep getting beat

And spit and shit on

Use this emote to sit on... things

I lost my train of thought

Uhh... but I'm really good at Hanzo

Once I actually got play of the game

I miss being a Genji main

[Verse 3, spoken]

This is 20% snipes, 80% gripes

With this character

But I guess his E is nice

Mada Mada?

More like ricotta, the cheese

That kill was cheese

But killing you will be a fucking breeze

Don't high noon too soon

Dragonblade? You'll get slayed

Earthshatter! Nice try Reinhardt

But my rhymes are fatter

Than roadhog

From that one highlight intro

With all the dumplings

... Fuck

[Chorus]

This is 5% luck, 0% skill

15% never even getting a kill

100% ult, 0% aim

And 100% reason

To pick another main

[Outro]

Ryuga-wacky tacky maccy-and-cheese

I'll have a big maccy

Hacky sacky smacky

Kerwhacky assault

WHAT THE FUCK DOES HANZO SAY DURING HIS ULT