"Bust a move" 6x

[Verse 1: Slick Rick]

What's good? Chit-chatter, back to work last week

Had to spit, muthafucka, I ain't doing jack shit

Go ahead, squeeze the trigger, cuz I don't see how you figure

Two lashes, ok, Rick will be a good nigga

I'm the last man cooking, I was in heat suppose

Crawl back to the house, the wife cooking pig toes

Life's rough, that's the tore up, peace, but that ain't enough

Had to see master plow her, and my honey pie stuffed

Then trifle like bring her body, had Rick's wife

And she's nice and the kids be like 'daddy, that's life'

Take it like a man, money, try, keep rocking

Then one day, clock the balls, honey drive by and said

I'll do anything for you, kept drinking up

Hero of my wife, tell ya man stop sticking her

Master's coming, I'm not saying you're not attractive

Whip snap, if a nigga weren't hyperactive, I'm captive...

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[Verse 2: Slick Rick]

One day he was dogging her back, got me mad too

Bitch it look like you like this, she said, Rick I had to

Aiding to the problem, master wife, what you wanna do?

Honey was naked and parading in front of me

She said, F the slut, Rick, and I'm over her

I said chill out sweetheart, because I like life a lot

She said, I have sources who will burn you on the cross

It will cost you, don't make me have to force you

Man, I had a decision, so I winked and to the granny

And she said, well you can start by eating my fatty

Change of plans, she said, no Rick, stay here

Quality's a whole, is never seen in a man

Can some change for me, said I attract because I'm handsome

Forgive me Rick, and step back to the mansion

That night be home, I'm finding blood all on my feet

Said shorty got shot for eating an extra piece of meat

I'm not even gonna start, no dad, I didn't budge

Next day master acting feminine like a fuck

Thinking I'm mean benching, no, hands is on the hips

Kept winking at Clinton, tried to kiss me on the lips

And here came master wife, saying I'm attractive

The whip snapped, if a nigga weren't hyperactive, I'm captive...

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[Verse 3: Slick Rick]

Master departs, can have some? You never bought some

Quoting from the bible, telling me to have a heart

So I shove aside the price, cuz I asked her, I'm above it

Until in her sleep, she's like master, I love it

The slut, he suppose to be gay, I figure not

But, here came master trynna squeeze a nigga butt

Look you getting too bold, well ain't you the meanest?

Bang bang, my liver son, he shot him in the penis

I said, chill, son, he chilled at his little Teddy

He said, don't go home, I done killed mom already

You know the half, now my life is full of laughter

Fell in love with granny, lived happily ever after

Due to the fact, the hooker found me attractive

The whip snapped, til the hooker weren't hyperactive, she's captive...

*samples scratched up*