McFlurry - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Music for the masses

I’m out classed here mate

Inbetween the tashes

And splash out on shit

I’d better get a penny farthing

And Marvelous Marvin

Slam dunk with a concrete record deal

It’s bound to sink

Under the blue rule

Where the cuts make people stink

You smell

People look like emails

Wide smiles

Shut down shops couldn’t walk the paper trails

And in-house fighting

Gets the Tom, Dick and Harry smiling

Boris Johnson and the Cheeky Girls

Shut down the underground

So it’s back to orgies on the buses

Drop us a fiver mate

No worries

One pound 29 on shag all

McFlurries

I’m gonna wee in a basin

Unleash a horrible looking vampire like James Mason

Clip the ticket

The clip-it-tick-tick

Now let me through the fucking gate you boring tit

What’s wrong with this

It’s all too much

Wobble wobble wobble

Ah get out of it

Wobble wobble wobble

Ah get out of it

Wobble wobble wobble

Ah get out of it

McFlurry

I got a Brit Award

No surrender

Animal

Five-day bender