Jobseeker - Intellectual

[Intro]

(So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment since your last signing on date?)

Fuck all!

19.4-, top

18.6-, middle

Rob?

19.2-, top

18.4- mate, middle

Jobseeker!

Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess

Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression

Supplied to me by the NHS

It's anyone's guess how I got here

Anyone's guess how I'll go

I suck on a roll-up, pull your jeans up

Fuck off, I'm going home

Jobseeker!

So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment

Since your last signing on date?

Fuck all

I've sat around the house wanking

And I want to know why you don't serve coffee here

My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven

It's now twelve o'clock

And some of these smelly bastards need executing

Mr. Williamson, your employment history looks quite impressive

I'm looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite

Reputable companies, isn't this something you'd like to go back to?

Nah, I'd just end up fucking robbing the place

You've got a till full of 20s looking at you all day

Well, I'm hardly gonna fucking bank it

I’ve got drugs to take, and a mind to break

Jobseeker!

Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess

Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression

Supplied to me by the NHS

It's anyone's guess how I got here

Anyone's guess how I'll go

I suck on a roll-up, pull your jeans up

Fuck off, I'm going home

Jobseeker!

Jobseeker!

Out!