[Verse 1]

Well, I'm searching through my bed

I got ankles in my head

And I'm throwing up really bad

It's the best time I've ever had

[Chorus]

I'm a sick boy

I'm a sick boy

There should be more

[Verse 2]

But I'm happy the way I am

A sardine in a can

People taking notes

People in white coats

[Chorus]

I'm a sick boy

I'm a sick boy

There should be more

[Verse 3]

But I'm happy the way I am

And I'm sorry I shit in my hand

People taking notes

People in rubber coats

[Chorus]

I'm a sick boy

Just a sick boy

I'm a sick boy

[Verse 4]

Well, there's assholes everywhere

Plush girls with big-town hair

But why must I suffer

For being a fecal lover?

[Chorus]

I'm a shit boy

I'm a shit boy

There should be more