[Verse 1]

Come on down to our house

All the neighbors are away

We're invitin' everyone

We got take-out and everything

The local P-D's been around

That's one, right over there

And the chick that's sittin' on his face

Is glad that he is here

[Pre-Chorus]

There isn't a time frame

Been doing it all week long

So come on by, babe

And bring your friends along

[Chorus]

Don't know what you're missing

Having a hell of a time

Don't know what we're doin'

But I think we're doin' fine

[Verse 2]

We got a band playin'

The singer's really fat

The cat is in the dryer

Who's the asshole who did that?

Someone's in the back room

I think they're gettin' high

If they don't unlock the bathroom

I'll just have to go outside

[Pre-Chorus]

Got no worries

Movin' right along

And what a great night, babe

To do what you think is wrong

[Chorus]

Don't know what you're missing

Having a hell of a time

Don't know what we're doin'

But I think we're doin' fine

Nobody's leavin'

'Cause we're all too drunk to drive

Three days later, we're still here

And I think we're doin' fine

[Solo]

[Chorus]

Don't know what you're missing

Having a hell of a time

Don't know what we're doin'

But I think we're doin' fine

Nobody's leavin'

'Cause we're all too drunk to drive

Three days later, we're still here

And I know we're doing fine