They call it "Stormy Monday"

But Tuesday's just as bad

They call it "Stormy Monday"

But Tuesday's just as bad

Wednesday's are worse

And Thursday's just so sad

Sad

The eagle flies on Friday

And Saturday I go out to play

Eagle flies on Friday

Saturday I go out to play

They gon' come around here and say to me

Maybe I should go to church on Sunday

And get down on my knees and pray, pray, pray

Nah nah I'd rather hear somebody play

Just like that

You better play, Slash. Shit. Fuck. Yeah

They call it "Stormy Monday"

But Tuesday's just as bad

They call it "Stormy Monday"

But Tuesday's just as bad

You know Wednesday, it's gonna get worse

And Thursday, oh God, so sad

But when the eagle flies on Friday

And Saturday I'm gonna go out to play

Hell yeah I do, hey hey hey

The eagle will fly on Friday

And Saturday I go out to play

And Sunday come 'round ha-ha shit

I ain't gonna get down on my knees and pray

No way. Hell no

Lord have mercy on me

Lord have mercy on me

Lord

Lord have mercy on me

Lord ain't gon' have mercy on me

'Cause all you ever bring

All you ever bring misery

Lord, Lord, Lord

So come on Monday

Take it on Tuesday

Don't come Wednesday

Go on sing with me Thursday

Hey hey hey Friday

Yeah I know ya Friday

Saturday, Saturday I will play

I will play all day to day

Sunday. I'm still thinking about it

Sunday. I'm still thinking about it

I just might die

I just might die

I just might get down on my knees mm and pray

Oh God that was fucking bad-ass shit

Bad-ass, hoo, God