[Verse 1]

I went to see the doctor

He said, "You're pretty sick

You got some real bad habits

You'd better stop right quick"

I said, "Doctor, that's real bad news

Don't know what I'm going to do"

[Chorus]

Doctor, there's nothing wrong with me

Doctor doctor, can't you see

Doctor, I ain't going to die

Just write me an alibi

[Verse 2]

I went to see a shaman

He said, "You'll be alright

Just keep doing what you love

Every single night"

I said, "That's what I need to hear"

Took away my childish fears

[Chorus]

Doctor, you're a stand up guy

Doctor doctor, my oh my

Doctor, you're the one for me

That's the mojo that I need

[Bridge]

Don't you know that I feel alright

Doing what I do?

I ain't gonna toe the line

Not till I turn blue

All I got is one short life

That's what people say

And I ain't going to waste a second

Doing what you say

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]

I won't be the one you like

I won't be the boy next door

I won't be the chosen one

That's not what I'm here for

I don't like the way you are

I despise what you hold dear

Don't you try to make me change

I'll haunt you for a thousand years

[Chorus]

Doctor, don't you talk that way

Doctor, don't you mess my day

Doctor, stay away from me

Sick is what I'd rather be

[Outro]

Doctor doctor doctor death

Doctor doctor, out of breath

Doctor, I ain't going to die

Just write me an alibi