MICROWAVE FREESTYLE

By Slade 2

On KITCHEN FREESTYLES

Released on May 12, 2025

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[Intro]

Yall sexy niggas you know I love microwaves

I've rapped about them in the past

Yuh


[Chorus]

Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave


[Bridge]

I love microplastics, and I love it when he cookin' them dildos

In the fuckin'


[Chorus]

Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave


[Verse 1]

You know that I fuckin' like it when he give me his dick

Give me his pipe and you know that I don't care

If he ain't never just wipin'

As long as he bring the sack ovеr here and I'm fuckin' catchin'

Them in my mouth

You might'vе thought my mouth was a bucket

This nigga said can you come over here

Whip out his dick and he told me to suck it (Yuh)

I said I will suck it

I'm sucking it real fucking good

I'm sucking it good as I should

So in the morning I grip on his wood

Cause I know that's a problem

You know I gotta fucking solve that

You know I come to go get his spine crack

Fucking a nigga he said you ain't getting your money back

I said that's not really funny that

It's not really funny that

I said, that I got dildos in the


[Chorus]

Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave, Microwave


[Bridge 2]

Yuh, he said the dildos are done in the microwave

I said where the fuck are they at

He's lurking at night in my room I think that nigga a bat


[Verse 2]

Yuh, yuh, I think he a bat, and he's squirming in me

Bitch, he just like a rat that nigga is looking for dick

And he said where it at, though?

Fucking a nigga, he tip-toe

Looking at my fucking dick, grow

Swipin' only right on Tinder only on the guys though

Told that fucking nigga I ain't care if he ain't like me

Then nigga is coming over then he start to pipe me

Start to pipe me, start to pipe me, pipe me, yuh, huh


[Outro]

That was gay as fuck

Let's do another bruh