[Verse 1]

Another scary night

Another spooky fright

And we just might be in danger

[Chorus]

Oh, the ghost is here

And it's always a fake

The ghost is here

There's no reason to shake

The ghost is here

Oh, give us a break

It's fake

[Verse 2]

Another ghoul attack

He's breathing down our back

So, we're making tracks for the exit

[Chorus]

Oh, the ghost is here

He's a crook in a suit

The ghost is here

He's protecting some loot

The ghost is here

Oh, give him the boot

He's a fake

[Bridge]

It doesn't matter where we go, we know

A ghost is gonna show, and so

We look for the bogus

Look for the scam

Every time the ghost is a sham

(Oooooo)

[Verse 3]

We see an eerie light

And if the mood is right

Then you just might sight a monster

[Chorus]

Oh the ghost is here

It's our frightening task

To face our fears

And the creep in the mask

Until the ghost is here

There's no reason to ask

He's a fake