The fact is this'll end up sad

But Junior's well adjusted and quiet

He's truly such a lonely boy

His brain gets in the way most of time

And lately, all Junior wants is to go to sleep

And lately, he says the strangest things

...and lately

Junior likes to sleep

He sleeps all time

But it's not because he's lazy, just preoccupied

And A.M. Saturday

Never comes soon enough

He sits and watched two inches from the T.V

Just like he was in love

He's got the scars suburbans do

The calloused thumb of ninendo youth, but now

There's something growing in his mind

The power cosmic, fighting time at last

And lately, all Junior wants is to go to sleep

And lately, he says the strangest things

...and lately

Junior likes to sleep

He sleeps all time

But it's not because he's lazy, just preoccupied

And A.M. Saturday

Never comes soon enough

He sits and watched two inches from the T.V

Just like he was in love

Just like he was in love

Just like he was in love

...until the show is done