[Verse 1]

Uber SUVs, we used to ride around the city streets

Only six of us, but we would pull up like we fifty deep

If you wanna hang with us, you gotta bring some drugs at least

Life obscene, pull up, make a scene like it's Steve McQueen

Flights Atlantis, the drip outlandish

I just spent ten racks at Saks Fifth and the Standard

I ain't ever asked to be this way, I ain't plan it

It starts with good intentions, I end up doing damage

Look, I'ma tell you how this ends before it even starts

I'ma have to make amends after I break your heart

I'ma flirt with all your friends and then we break apart

If our story was a play, it'd be a tragedy

There's a reason why my exes all still mad at me

And that's another love I killed, another casualty

How'd this thing go from a blessing to catastrophe?

It's a travesty (I can't help it)

[Chorus]

I'm a professional bad decision maker

I know I broke your heart, but I love you regardless

Professional bad decision maker

Know the end is the hardest, wish I could restart it

Professional bad decision maker

Wish that I could be honest, I love you regardless

Professional bad decision maker

Yeah, I'm a professional bad decision maker

[Verse 2]

They should write a movie 'bout the shit that we did

Deviated septums from the drugs that we did

You'd think I'd learn from my past, but I'm a creature of habit

We had so much going for us, man, what happened is tragic

My girl is a savage, bad influences all around me

Drunk at Bagatelle, all drunk, my table is rowdy

Had to let go of Ali, I regret if I'm honest

I'm draped in designer, said I needed the one, and I found her

Now she's back in Portland, had to say this shit, it's important

I ruin everything I love, man, this shit is like torture

Sorry that you had to deal with it

Rehashing old wounds, still won't let you heal with it

Yo, you hear this shit?

Yeah, Skizzy back on his shit again

Five K for the fit again, fucked up at the Wynn again

Me and my dawgs the same like a synonym

It's ridiculous (I can't help it)

[Chorus]

I'm a professional bad decision maker

I know I broke your heart, but I love you regardless

Professional bad decision maker

Know the end is the hardest, wish I could restart it

Professional bad decision maker

Wish that I could be honest, I love you regardless

Professional bad decision maker

Yeah, I'm a professional bad decision maker