I can't wait to hear this one

I bet his story's got some skin

He hates his, but he wants her

He hates enough to make him like her

It's bad enough that I like him

Without having to listen to him

Again and again

Please don't make me listen to him

I bet his story's about some old friend

Who went off and made a big score

They always seem to go and leave him

I'm just like him