[Skillz]

Boom bye bye, people lend me an ear

It’s time to say goodbye to the previous year

The highs and the lows, let’s get it in gear

The 2014 Rap Up, you know why I’m here

Wait

[Steve Harvey clip]

“Listen, folks. Let me just take control of this. This is exactly what’s on the card. I will take responsibility for this. It was my mistake. It was on the card. Horrible mistake, still a great night.”

[Skillz]

I meant 2015, I’m sorry

I meant 2015 Rap Up

Boom bye bye, people lend me an ear

It’s time to say goodbye to the previous year

The highs and the lows, let’s get it in gear

The 2015 Rap Up, you know why I’m here

Pats won the Superbowl off a terrible play

You ask me, the Seahawks really gave it away

And the wait was over to see 50 Shades of Grey

Chicks was all hyped, guys was like “uhh, okay”

In typical fashion that left y’all wanting more

It came and it ended and you still ain’t get yours

Brian Williams lying had him leaving that desk

And I never really cared about the color of the dress

From Hillary’s emails to Eddie on SNL

And they blurred the pockets of Robin Thicke and Pharrell

Charlamagne changed, they say he on that fluid

We’ve been saying lighten up for years, I didn’t think he’d actually do it

Zayn hit One Direction with a “good” and a “bye”

I got an Apple watch too and I still ain’t sure why

Trap Queen hit the scene, Fetty Wap on fire

And if you wasn’t watching Power, it was probably Empire

Cookie and Lucious was doing the most

If I ever had real beef, I’ll call Tommy and Ghost

Y’all dipped, then whipped and brought the Nae Nae back

You’re still slaves to your phones ‘cause now you’re on Snapchat

And Rachel was white, but felt like she was black

I mean, don’t we all know a white girl like that?

And the cops still killing us, you can’t deny it

What they did to Freddie Gray caused an all out riot

It’s us against them if you look at all the factors

From Black Lives Matter to All Lives Matter

Agree to disagree, but I’ll tell you this much

Yeah, black lives matter, but they only matter to us

Between falling and fighting, Diddy got it together

And Creed was actually better than Pacquiao and Mayweather

Taylor and the Weeknd had a hell of a year

Caitlyn Jenner told Bruce “bruh, I got it from here”

I think Bruce figured it out

Like “I got to be a bad ass bitch if I want to win in this house”

Ciara and Russell Wilson wasn’t fucking around

They wasn’t shooting up black churches, they was burning them down

And Trump trumped us all, I’ll say it again

It’s all fun and games ‘til the fool actually win

And the other candidates, we wasn’t listening to you

But that Uptown Funk kept giving it to you

Y’all hopped on hoverboards and kept busting your ass

Down goes another one like the Confederate flag

Dre finally dropped the album, that move was trill

Cosby thing ain’t over, they’re still coming for Bill

Best flick, Straight Outta Compton, the movie was ill

Beef off the year would have to be Drake and Meek Mill

And I remember when them two dudes was friends

Drake got him with the buzz, but the memes did him in

You can’t win on the internet, and that’s the facts

After that, the whole world was singing “Back to Back”

Bieber dropped a hit and got back on track

Bruh, y’all look so wack in them flat cowboy hats

And Raven comments had me crying

I’m like “Raven, why you lying?”

A lot of hope when the Pope came through the hood

And Nicki called out shorty like “Miley, what’s good?”

50 and Ross found a way to collide

Lamar Odom did too much, man he almost died

And y’all gon’ have to prove it

Social media, where you can say you’re praying, but you ain’t actually do it

And shouts to the little kid that made that clock

Be thankful that he ain’t try to kill you at a traffic stop

And that chick in Kentucky had everybody vexed

Wouldn’t approve of marriages that had the same sex

Divorced four times, three different guys

I thinking, “damn, why you ain’t try the other side?”

Letterman left, Deflategate on the scene

Two things that get you sick, Chipotle & Charlie Sheen

ISIS still here trying to take our freedom

And everybody singing about their hotline blinging

Adele said “hello” and Kobe said “goodbye”

And y’all lost your damn mind over Patti LaBelle pies

Back to the Future Day, yeah that was a trip

Oh you want Kylie’s lips, watch out lil bih

And I’m dabbing right now since the world is watching

And what they say, you do what you won’t when you’re popping

Steph couldn’t miss, Ronda ate that kick

Y’all went from saying “fleek” to saying “everything’s lit”

And rappers making rap-up, yeah y’all funny

You ain’t have the antidote, so bitch, have my money

And Jared from Subway, coming for kids

And now he swallowing footlongs for 15 years

They redid the Wiz, Amy Schumer got big

Kim and Ye had lil’ Saint, bro, listen to the kids

These random attacks got to change something

‘Cause every other day, somebody dying over nothing

Just love whoever you come across

A big R.I.P. to everybody we lost

Celebrate life and just live, my friend

Ask Khaled, ‘cause they don’t really want to see us win

Mad Skillz reporting live from the scene

And that’s the rap up, welcome to 2016