Well excuse me, take a few minutes to mellow out

Your boy Skillz on the mic back to tell about

The year 2011, who else gonna spit it to you?

Since you keep asking, I guess (I'm gonna give it to you)

The year started off with predictions galore

With birds falling out the sky and fish washing ashore

Great! What a way to start the race

Then Gucci Mane gets an ice cream cone tatted on his face

You thinking about a face tat? Reconsider

And Ciara got played by Rihanna on Twitter

Kim K proved she can hardly sing

And we got caught up in the maddness of Charlie Sheen

Winning!

If you didn't hear, Rebecca Black's best day of the week?

Worst song of the year

And the quake left the coast of Japan in ruins

Y'all watched the royal wedding

Like you actually knew em!

And the government was slacking or causing distractions

Talking about shutting down.. I knew that wasn't gonna happen!

I shout Obama though and Senate's the fashion

Cause we ended up toe-tagging that boy Bin Laden

But Oprah tho? She went out like a pro

And kept it real classy for her very last show

Got her own network, but that's moving kinda slow

The moral of the story is "be careful what you ask for"

Anthony Weiner had it rough

Weiner tweeted his weiner, fam I ain't making this up!

And the media wins, cause I'd be damned if we

Could take our eyes off Casey Anthony

Innocent? I was sure they caught her

Is it me or was that one bad episode of Law & Order

And Schwarzenegger? He need a life teacher

Bro, you was going raw tho? In the housekeeper?

And every girl in the world went crazy

When Beyonce announced she was having her baby

That's power! But ladies, you can calm down

It's not like you getting invited to her baby shower!

And Kim K said the wedding wasn't fake

Her marriage? That was shorter than the East Coast earthquake

And yeah we watched the throne

But Lil Wayne's jeggings? Man, them pants had a life of they own

A couple Twitter beefs got escalated

But the best one was Ray J and Fab in Vegas

They had me laughing out loud

I wonder where Ray is..(I'm with the Money Team right now)

Protestors got deep, and people went from

Occupying Wall Street to occupying all streets

Technology? Full-blown

Cause if you don't have an iPhone

Well.. you don't have an iPhone

RIP to Steve Jobs fasho

Cause that's how you change the world before you go

Conrad Murray tho? Hit with fines

And found guilty, he gon have to do that time

Herman Cain rocked out and dropped out

The NFL dodged it, but the NBA had a lockout

Threw the season off-course

Damn Kobe! No prenup? Now a divorce?!

Vanessa gonna see a lot of cake

So don't be surprised if Kobe misses every shot he takes

This year was so crazy, and that old lady

Know damn well that Bieber ain't father her baby

Just cause I wanna do it, for no reason at all

I'mma just throw in a "Maybach Music"

The troops came home and that was great

But there's no humor to be found in

What was done at Penn State

Three thousand home runs, Jeter's the dude

And people still getting famous off of Youtube views

The white girl rapping was my choice

But where's the homeless guy? The one with the radio voice!

Hoes keep winning tho, and you ain't gotta be a wife

To be on a wife reality show

A lot of deaths this year, was a shame to see

From Amy Winehouse to my man Heavy D

We lost a lot of people, to say the least

And they will all be missed, may they rest in peace

Y'all take care of yourselves

And make sure you celebrate life in 2012