See this what we gon' do ya'll

Recap thetwo double-O two ya'll

R. Kelly got caught whildin'

He sold more sex videos than he did albums

A lot of ya'll went down fam

Y'all did some dumb stuff with Soundscan

The industry did Micheal Jackson greasy

Brandy wasn't selling so she put her pregnancy on TV

Cash Money refused to flop

Baby said 'F it man I'm taking Juvenille's spot

Christina Ag she turned into a slut piece

For her record to sell she let out all of her butt cheeks

Rap girls take a lesson from that

Cause nobody remembers the girl that made My Neck and My Back

And hip-hop was at it again

Suge came home and Slick Rick went back in

Man y'all took it to the streets again

But this year a lot of y'all called beef again

JD and Dre started off dissin'

And then they stopped when they figured out that nobody was listenin'

Then the IRS hauled JD's cash off

Dre probably in Cali now, laughing his ass off

By now don't nothing amaze me

And in the middle of the summer man Nas went crazy

He was like I got power how they gonna play me

All ya'll wack and yes I was gonna lynch Jay-Z

I guess he figured ya'll ain't gonna punk me

Admitted to Payola and put Flex on front street

And flex almost got banned when he saw Steph Lova he tried to speak with his hands

And Steph thugged him like 'I ain't bout to get played'

She drove straight to the precinct like I'm bout to get paid

P.Diddy kept cruisin

You wouldn't think half of the year he didn't even have distribution

Y'all can front like y'all don't care

But this year goddamn man Diddy was everywhere

And designers made dough

But we gotta bury Burberry we can't wear that no more

And jerseys is next on the list

Ya'll was wearing throwbacks of players that don't even exist

Shot out to the Clipse they kept it on time

And hardest record of the year that would have to be "Grindin"

And Em became the Elvis of rapping

Justin tried to do it with black music- ehhhh didn't happen

Man this year was a trip

And J.Lo and Ben will be over by the time y'all hear this

War time Bush wanted action but we was too busy worryin' about what Missy was saying backwards

Snoop stopped smoking indo

Michael Jackson put his baby out the window

Hot whip, the Escalade, I know you want one

The get back at the industry award goes to Cam'ron

Oh Boy was huge B

Dame gave him the VP and forgot to tell Jay-Z

You know what's more wild?

I watched 3LW grow up and turn into Destiny's Child

And that wasn't expected them broads lost one member and couldn't sell one record

Scarface made a classic, Mike Tyson got his ass kicked

A lot of rappers kept faking, Beyonce did a lot of datin'

Kelly rushed her album off a joint with Nelly

And got the same results that Hype got when he made Belly

She still look hot half the time

Funniest video of the year, well that would have to be mine

Production- my mans and them got down

That would be the Neptunes they got that hands down

By the rules you gotta play, and I swear that BET got stock in B2K

But that's another conversation

And Tweet know damn well that "Oops" was about masturbation

"Best of Both Worlds" was sloppy- but damn, it still sold a million copies

If I was Hov I'da told R. it's okay to cut

But do you know how much tour money that you just messed up

Man this year was still gully

And 50, 50 came back like muhf****

Still beefin with Ja and Gotti

They coulda chose Johnny, Ricky or Ralph man, why they choose Bobby

What's left to say? R.I.P to Left Eye Lopez and Jam Master Jay

And that's it for me, this Skillz I'll see ya'll in the two double-O three