(sketty can't breath when he's in the sink)

[Intro]

Gotta fire my joint up on this bitch

Young Metro, Young Metro, Young Metro, three times

Yea!

[Chorus]

Stick my dick in a toaster, it lowkey feel good

Why do people only use this for food

Only use this for bread, man what?

My dick turned red when I used it, so what?

I realized that the toaster was on five

If it was six, I prolly wouldn't alive

Or at least my dick would be...

It'd might've grown a few inches, that'd be...

[Verse 1]

Thank God it was only my dick, and not my balls

You could hear the scream echoing through the halls

My dick be curving upwards, it don't follow Newtons laws

You're like Rico Rodriguez, Just Cause

I am always accepting of people's flaws

Except for the people who do not wash their balls

If global warming's real, why does it hurt when I pee?

And it's not 'cus my tip is red, it's because my tip is green

[Bridge]

Ooh! Yeah! Yeah!

Ooh! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeowch! Yeowch! That really really hurt

Yeowch! Yeowch! That really really burnt

Don't stick your dick into a plug

Or else it'll feel like a very unwelcoming hug. (I know I'm getting it wrong, shut the fuck up and suck my dick)

[Verse 2]

Stick my dick in a toaster, and it really feels great!

If I had to rate how it feels I'd give in eight! (I'd give it an 8!!!)

If global warming is real, why does it hurt when I piss? (Fuck!)

I'm begging please, I really need an answer to this

And I need it quick, I really need it fast

I also really need, a picture of your ass

And I'm gonna say please 'cus I am polite

I just need something to jerk off to tonight

So Robert, I'm asking, is it very grippy?

And another question, can I please get it for free?

I would put the chorus here, but I don't know what to say

Um, don't judge me for sticking my dick in a toaster, it's not gay

It's called experimenting with my identity

I pull up to Robert's house, and I stick my dick in he

I was taking a shit, and it hurt really bad

And I looked down, it was red, I was sad

[Chorus]

Stick my dick in a toaster, it lowkey feel good!

Why do people only use this for food!?

Only use this for bread, man what!?

My dick turned red when I used it, so what?

I realized that the toaster was on five!

If it was six, I prolly wouldn't alive

Or at least my dick would be, burned to a crisp

This bitch sucked my dick so much, she developed a lisp!

[Outro]

Dun dun dun!