Poisonous Jordan, save me Jayden

And I have lost my friends in the hall

Poisonous Jordan, came to stake him

And I have lost my troops for this war

He dreams about you, majesty

I bet when you talk it gets deep

Oh great, you've mastered irony

You are so who I want to be

Platform shoes, platform hair

I don’t think I've ever heard her speak

Pretty face, better mirrors

Hates you like her dad's vacations

Poison yeah yeah

Poison yeah yeah yeah

Poison yeah yeah yeah

Precarious Caitlin conquered Jayden

And held him under water just for fun

Precarious Caitlin slapped girl Jayden

And dabbed a tube of lipstick on her neck

His stomach turns when you cry

Says he'll be with you 'til he dies

I bet he'd quit smoking if you ask him to

You know, he wrote ten songs about you

Platform shoes, platform hair

I don’t think I've ever heard her speak

Pretty face, better mirrors

Hooks the kids on candy ecigs

Poison yeah yeah

Poison yeah yeah yeah

Poison yeah yeah yeah

All over lipstick and blondie

Works on her passion and body

Must I compete because jealousy motivates me

All over lipstick and blondie

Works on her passion and body

Must I compete because jealousy motivates me

The first rule of holes

Stop digging

First step of getting out of a hole

Stop digging