[Verse 1]

I'm no mad scientist

Though my hair sure looks like it

That's what a girl told me at a party

Was it her idea of flirting?

I was looking for a conversation

I was disappointed by the ones I had

Couldn't get passed a greeting

Didn't say a word after "nice to see ya"

[Chorus 1]

And I just want a ginger ale

And maybe I should cut my hair

I just want a ginger ale

Maybe I should cut my hair

[Verse 2]

Wanna dwell in your passenger seat

Will you take me to the movies?

Do you have better things to do

Than to hang around with this fool?

[Verse 3]

Can't sleep so I play computer chess

Drink tea and get real obsessed

I just want a ginger ale

Can't find my scissors anywhere

Can I dwell in your passenger seat?

Will you kiss me at the movies?

[Chorus 2]

I just want a ginger ale

Wanna hang with someone who cares

And I'm not the lonely type

But I feel like it tonight