[Hook 1]

Watch your back ‘coz your boy I’ll be retrieving

He’s so fine, yeah I know you’re not believing

I’ve got your girl too now I’ve got you seething

1, 3, 5, 7… I can’t even

[Verse 1]

So odd that you think I’m deceiving

You need time for bereaving son

Your baes lined up at my door for this evening

Hope for you? I ain’t leaving none

Now I’m needing some of you to spare your grief

I can only see your heart man, where’s your sleeve? (Boo-hoo)

If you didn’t wanna lose your boo should’ve listened to

Lesh and brushed your teeth

It’s not a hard thing

You're not dense man, Bangladesh

Toothpaste from Home Bargains

(How much?) 60p man, Aquafresh. (Fresh)

That's mint

My hint

Smooth and milky Lindt

Shave your muff gal, no to scruff gal

Smooth and silky bint

This bitch is chatting shit, there’s no point in conversing

Everything she spouts, my mood is slowly worsening

Why do I bother man? Now I should say to hell with this

I haven’t got the patience and she’s probably a feminist

Surfing the third wave, social justice terrorist

Give me a call babe I’ll be your hotline therapist

[Hook 2]

You spin off like a sideshow, Cleveland

You mess it up like Fi Fo Fee Thumb

You need to stop thinking out loud, Ed Sheeran

1, 3, 5, 7… I can’t even

[Verse 2]

Take a seat if you ain’t got humour

What are you a pouncing puma hun

Is that fish you smell like tuna

Calm your tits tryna ruin my fun

Now you’re bumping your gums, no masticate

Need to show more love, no masturbate

I could teach you but I have to charge upfront

So don’t procrastinate

It’s such a hard thing

To be taking all me bants

I’ve misplaced your safe space

I don’t care for your demands

What’s this?

A diss

Combustion catalyst

I’m just a faggot I can’t hack it, now you get the gist

(Misogynist!)

Consciously explicit, yes I am provoking

Forcing out a requisite disclaimer that I’m joking

Why do I bother man they're always so defensive

Is there no limit to prohibit what they deem offensive?

Aren’t you brave with your speck of moral leverage?

Dig your grave as I check your female privilege

[Hook 3]

An all knowing god? You ain’t no Morgan Freemon

I watch you on the web with all these lies that you’ve been Weaving

Crying with a tiny toddler tantrum are you teething?

1, 3, 5, 7… I can’t even