[Verse 1: Noah Miller]

Y'all will never believe what just fucking happened to me

So I’m on my way to Ellie and Mason house, right?

I'm in the train station, this lady taps me on the shoulder

And she's like, "Mama, a girl behind you," I’m like, "What?"

So I turn around, I'm like, "Hi, I'm what I do"

This lady comes running up to me and she's like

"What would you do if when you said okay yes would go?"

And I'm like, "Well, yes," and she's like, "Well, no"

And I'm like, "Well, sorta kinda"

And she goes, "Oh, no-no-no-no-no

We're not getting a dog, don’t even think about it, girl"

And I’m like, "Well, my Roblox mug tеa and my IRL mug tea

So, what's the issue?"

And at this point, pеople are starting to stare

And she’s like, "Oh, clock that tea

I just wanted to be part of your symphony"

And I'm like, "Well, baby, I own businesses

Like, I have Tokyo Toni trucking"

And she thought that was Clairo shade

Whole time, I stan LOONA

But then, I realize, I take off my sunglasses and I realize

I'm talking to Donatella Versace

I'm like, "Oh my god, are-are you Donatella Versace?

I’m such a big fan"

And she goes, "Yes, but Donatella equals Onika

And Versace equals burgers"

And I'm like, "Oh my, oh my god"

And then the purple heart, I shit you not

The purple heart emoji appeared in the air above her head

I was like, "What?"

You, ugh, you had to be there to experience this

I just, I'm telling you

[Verse 2: Weston Koury & Kalynn Koury]

Copycat, Kalynn, look what she just called you

She's not just saying that to me, shut up

Kalynn, call her a curnt, call her a curnt

(You said you were going to lobby, you curnt)

Ah, ah, I can't imagine fighting over such a petty detail, oh, oh

(I did it first, what is wrong? What are you doing?)

I can't imagine fighting over such a petty detail

(Where are you?) It couldn't be me, I'm outside, curnt

(Outside) Slurnt, you slurnt (I'm a slurnt, really?)

Ah, I can't imagine fighting over such a petty detail, oh

(You're calling me a slurnt?) Oh, you curnt

You are a curnt (You sick curnt), I'm leaving you

(You're sick, no, you're sick) Oh, I can't imagine

Oh, shut up, oh, shut up (Ah, ah), Weston, no!

She said, "Try a diva cup next maybe," ah, ah

Oh my god, oh my god, I don't have one!

I know, I know, me neither

Ah, I can't imagine fighting over such a petty thing