[Verse 1]

So close to me

And looking perfect all the time

She said some things, you won't believe it

Life's too good to me when

[Chorus]

My friend Beth really knows just how to dress

Oh, she looks so European

She looks so European

And my friend Beth is a scientist

Thinks the world's a human being

The world's a human being

[Verse 2]

Please never leave

I'll make it worth it all the time

And it's so much fun, and all I wanted

Now that she's all mine, and

[Chorus]

My friend Beth really knows just how to dress

Oh, she looks so European

She looks so European

And my friend Beth is a scientist

Thinks the world's a human being

The world's a human being