[Intro: Kalynn as Officer Pedesto]

I love Raisin Bran!

Would you like some bran?

Raisin Bran

[Weston]

What's in your lunch box?

Rhett and Link, you're so hot!

(You're so hot)

I love you, Rhett!

Take your pants off!

(Shut up!)

[Weston and Kalynn]

Who ? is at my table?!

Is it Dan or Phil?!

Or maybe Mabel!!!!

[Kalynn]

Look into my lunchbox, what do I see?

A little string cheese packed by my mommy...

[Weston and Kalynn]

SIKOWITZ

Class is in session

Oh my god I'm bout to drop a big rap lesson!

Ok

(Rex just died)

Sit down, relax and take it off!

Take off your shirt

And give it a hop!

(OW)

I said hop the beat, like I'm on your feet!

(Rex died)

I take Marky Butt Butt and he's rapping with me!

(hello)

Marky Butt Butt on the track, sport relief

[Kalynn and Weston]

MARKY BUTT BUTT ON THE TRACK AND I HIT IT WITH MY RALALALALAAAAAS!!

[Weston]

AND I HIT IT WITH MY GYM CLASS

RHETT AND LINK IN THE GYM CLASS

[Weston and Kalynn]

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF RHETT!!

DO TEN PUSH UPS!!

DO TEN PUSH UPS LINK!!

DO TEN PUSH UPS!!

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OF LINK!!

[Aksel]

LeShawna, get me a box top

[Weston]

Yes!

[Kalynn and Weston]

Look into my class and guess who is teaching!

Stan Pines in the front!!

Glasses are gleaming

[Weston]

Yeah I got it and I popped him in the back seat...

Took him home!! and I showed him my rat seat!!

[Kalynn and Weston]

Duncan and Gwen

Are kissing in the detention!!!

[Weston]

Don't tell man!! don't tell anybodyyy, man!

(OW)

[Weston]

Anyways

Stan Pines was gleaming and he was sexy and I took his pants off and his shirt off at the same time!

[Kalynn and Weston]

Total Drama Island

Getting a reboot

Duncan and Gwen kissing

And telling!

[Outro]

They kissing and they telling!

And I'm shooting and they telling!

And they kissing and they telling!

And I hit it! with my big fat butt!

(bang bang)

And I hit it!

With my little...

Juicy Juicy

Juicy J on the mic

Hey guys it's Juicy J...

Hey y'all it's Juicy J...