[Verse 1: Sinclair]

I'm a freaky fruit loop

Frosty colored coupe

Smoking Blue's Clues

Never wearing Trues

He said that she said that I was the shit and

I said what you said has got to be legit

So I cockslapped my girl, just for revines

Yeah I fuck around, but I'm never wastin' time

Bumpin' old school Nirvana in your mom and dad's sauna

Sippin' OJ in mimosas yeah I'm talkin' Tropicana

Now what up Obama

I'm comin' for that office

Sinclair for president, somebody please stop him

I dare ya

Versace sun glarin' ya

Eatin' wonton soup with my boy BasedGod

[Bridge]

Oh my god BasedGod

Oh my god BasedGod

Oh my god BasedGod

Oh my god BasedGod

You can fuck my bitch anytime BasedGod

BaaaasedGod

OhmygodBasedGod

[Verse 2: Sinclair]

I'm a ticking time bomb

Somebody call my mom

Out here in Vietnam, napalm on the tongue

Spit the fire so hot that I perspire

If not, then I'm retired

No sleep I'm never tired

Acquire the listeners, inspire them to be themselves

I think that Christ is rising

Sinclair, or Escobar?

I think I need help, need to gain self

I ain't never been a Buddhist maybe I'm in myself

I keep my eye on myself, worry 'bout nobody else

Tell my brothers better than life itself

Don't be suprised by the wealth

You'll be suprised by the stealth

Splinter cell in your headphones

This ain't good for your health

[Verse 3: Dirty Mike]

Awwwwww man

You know I had to hit that YAWKSAUCE

What you got for 'em?

DIRTY

MIKE

Dirty Mike be smokin' green

Always posted with the team

Smokin' strong, sippin' lean

You know I'm gon' get the cream

Dirty Mike up in the zone

Twenty hoes with no clothes

You know how the story goes

Dirty spit the dirty flow

I'm throwing off the piff

I be rolling that stuff a lot

Lindsay Lohan

Patrollin' booty with my boy Dolan

Beer pongin' we never trolling, afterwards we neon bowling

With your girl her panties bawling, you know that your boy is ballin'

She callin

She come through

And then I gotta smash her

My dick the master blaster

Dirty Mike the pussy pastor

Gotta hit the booty faster

She's a pornographic actress

Had to spit the facts first

Shouts the homie Jasper

Fuck the Green Bay Packers, I'm a loud pack packer

Smoking like a rapper does, shouts out to Cam cause that's my cuz'

Packin' bongs for the buzz, smoking just because

Tell Sinclair to pass the dutch, Dirty Mike still smoking tough

Motherfucker