[Verse]

I was posted up in Baltimore, they callin' me a dummy

Mixin' G-Star with the Champion, that boy lookin' bummy

Three grams in the wood, I just rolled up a bourbon honey

It be snowin' too much in Michigan, I need this shit to get sunny

Slid down on Chick-Fil-A, where's my spicy chicken sandwich?

Saw the [?] left their lights on, so you know I had to vanish

The boy ain't seen money in years, man, his ass is lookin' famished

My Florida plug be talkin' shit, I had to drown him in the Atlantic

Met an edgy white bitch and her ass was actin' satanic

I'm finna go and hit the border and meet up with my Hispanics

Said she wanted Benihana's, bitch, I ain't romantic

We finna hit up Mickey D's, we are not eating organic

He just smoked up on sativa, think that boy about to panic

Had to take him to an asylum 'cause he's acting like he's manic

I hope my hairline don't recede, I'm gonna look like Peyton Manning

I just stole out of Meijer, walked out, I ain't tryna do no scamming

I just flew a bitch out to the city, I feel like I'm Rino

He a broke motherfucker tryna win at the casino

Jump into the next rapper, I think her ass is a scene ho

Think he's tough because of the internet, like he's Childish Gambino

Posted at the BP, I had to grab an Arizona

You're a nasty motherfucker, think you gon' catch corona

I got a white plug and he stay his ass up in Livonia

He just drank a pint of tech and ended up in a coma

Livin' life, I ain't tryna go back to Oklahoma

Why your weird ass ain't wearin' no socks on the damn sofa?

Glock with these nuts, he knew that I had to carry bofa

Feel like I'm Kasher, I had to make a plan, opa

Once I get to the check, tryna blow it all on Oprah

He stay in a trailer home, know you're rockin' some Osiris

Computer just crashed, I think I just got me a virus

He snortin' that white, think he's gonna turn to Len Bias

I just broke up [?] because their relationship with bias

I could've played at Duke, went D1, I feel like I'm Tyus

He be talkin' so tough on the TL, haha, try it

He just got some human riches, now he think that he the fliest

Hungry as hell, I 'bouta go and hit up hip-hop chicken

Just beat my engineer ass 'cause he's trash at mixin'

Took my Civic to the auto shop, I need me a fixin'

Just 'cause you got some damn designer don't mean that you fit in

He just bought a fake plain jane, that motherfucker ain't even tickin'

From the trenches or the VLONE, which one and I pickin'?

Peanut butter or the runtz, which one am I hittin'?

He just bought himself a draco, that shit ain't even kickin'

I just got back from a video shoot with BasedNas

Ain't had no Fanta, so I poured that shit up in the fuckin' Voss

I ain't tryna go to work, I am not dealin' with no boss

Said he rockin' new fashion, I just saw him shoppin' at Ross

I just passed the pack to my brodie like a HB toss

Motherfucker bleedin' out his gums, he needs some floss

I just seen an opp pour his drink up in some Frank's RedHot

He fuckin' on a sex doll, he dealin' with a turbo thot

These motherfuckers act the some, I had to mute the word "bomboclaat"

Feel like Gunna and Thug 'cause this shits getting way too hot

I just skrrted off the scene 'cause they're airing out the spot

She's fine on the 'Gram, but in person she's built like a tater tot