"Every time you talk about my fake viewers, I'm one step closer to getting banned on Twitch TV. I am the Number One view-botter on the website and no one has ever caught on. Not once, not twelve and not even a dozen times. When you think of view-botters and fake viewers you think of me, Simple-Fucking-Flips, you god damn moron, idiot, Foxen, idiot, moron, dumbass idiot."

One time I saw my Dad

"I really miss him and I only ever saw him once. At least I think it was my Dad. It was mostly the back of his head that I could see and I- it looked like the back of the head of a father figure that I never had."

And he was lookin' like my Dad

"At least I think that was my Dad. My Mom used to have a lot of people come over, a lot of males, so it's hard to tell if no one's ever erected me as their son, y'know? And I used to think, like, do I have three daddies?"

(I just realized I had three Dads!)

"I think I have three daddies."