[Intro: SimpleFlips, DPadGamer & Nintendrew]

I'm here with DPadGamer

Hey, guys

Uh, we got Nintendrew

Hey, how's it going?

And last, but not least, I'm here with Nathaniel—

[Verse: SimpleFlips]

Scuttlebug, Paragoomba, two-legged

Black-haired, singularity, three-legged

Master Roshi, Koopa the Quick

Every time, sometimes, once-in-a-while

Untitled artist one, Mahjong Titans withheld available on PC

Windows, Flash, computer, personal computer

Android, mobile phone, Samsung Galaxy

Microsoft Windows 10, Windows 2000

Desktop, Linux, PC, Mac, HTML5

Mario platform, Super Windows 8.1

Windows Microsoft 7, Chrome OS

Mobile Android (Kit Kat), Macintosh Apple computer

Windows VirtualBox, VMWare

Wii U browser, Wii U Nintendo browser

Original, Nintendo-lo-lo on an official 3DS

Linux Super Ubuntu

SpongeBob Stupid and Mario Simulator

Portable device, Goomba

Koopa Troop-para-boopa

Bullet Bill, My aunt, Jill

Piranha Plant, Obama's ramp

Big Boo, little Boo

Medium Boo, l miss you, Boo

Thwompy, Thwimpy, bimble-bimpy

Chain Chomp, Chain Thwomp

Teeny-weeny, cheeny, beany

Lakitu, Brakitu, lickity-splickety

Spiny-whiny, two-tone lining

Bomb-Omb, Bob-Omb

Boob-Omb, Boo-Bomb

Pokey-wokey, licky-dokey

Oopem-boopem, Banzai-wanzai

Billy Harrington, Amp, Shocky

Klepto, fly, Unagi Eel, Sushi-wooshi

Golden tiger roll and Jolly Roger Bay's home

It's time for dinner, Bill blaster when Bob Ross

Boss space, micro Bloomberg medication

Beach, Goomba, grindle-spindle

Skeeter, Bubba, you're in trouble

Bully her, Amamiya, super pooper, Jambore

Oh mama, heave-ho, Mr. Blizzard, holy golden lizard

Mad piano who always scared me as a kid in Super Mario 64

Bub, fwoosh, don't blow me off the mountain

Nathan, money bag, bunny, slag, bombs snuff

Chuckya-Buckya, sushi shark, Mr. Eye

Booking, bigger Mr. Eye, giant eyeball

Killer chair floats and follows you from one room to the other

Bandai, Namco Entertainment

Japanese video game development

[Outro: SimpleFlips & Nathaniel Bandy]

—Bandy

What? What the fuck?