[Verse 1: Subway Koopa]

Yo, yo, it's-a him, Mario

I'm the Subway Koopa, don't ya know?

You gotta help me out with this problem with your ho

Pull up a chair and I'll lay it down slow

Subway Koopa, Subway Koopa

I'm the trooper, I'm the trooper

[Chorus: Subway Koopa]

Peach is stinky, peach bikini

Sipping martinis, out of weenies

I'm the genie

[Break: Subway Koopa]

I'm sorry Subway Koopa (Are you for real?)

[Verse 2: Subway Koopa]

Go Koopa, go Koopa

Go Koopa, go Koopa

Go, go, go, go

Go, go, go

Aw, hit 'em with it, Koopa, hit 'em with it (Yeah)

Hit 'em with it, Koopa, hit 'em with it

[Chorus: Subway Koopa]

Peach is stinky, peach bikini

Sipping martinis, out of weenies

I'm the genie