[Part I]

[Intro: Deibys Artigas]

Nobody knows what it's like, my plight

A man on a flight

While in flight, a bomb in hand

To push one man to clip this gate

Fail and receive hate

But it is just I, an idiot

[Chorus: Deibys Artigas]

One time I saw my dad and he was looking really mad

He said you better run away 'cause I'm about to make you gay

And I'm about to make you gay

And I'm about to make you pay

You'll be spinning when I grab your tail

I hope that you're ready for Gay Baby Jail (Shit)

[Outro: Deibys Artigas]

I've been softlocked for a minute

Was about to ask who did it

Just get me out of here, I'll make a deal

I'll even sing 1, 2 Oatmeal

[Part II]

[Intro: Juan Meyes]

Nobody knows what it's like, my plight

A man on a flight

While in flight, a bomb in hand

To push one man to clip this gate

Fail and receive hate

But it is just I, an idiot

[Chorus: Juan Meyes]

One time I saw my dad and he was looking really mad

He said you better run away 'cause I'm about to make you gay

And I'm about to make you gay

And I'm about to make you pay

You'll be spinning when I grab your tail

I hope that you're ready for Gay Baby Jail

Shit, mm

[Outro: Juan Meyes]

I've been softlocked for a minute

Was about to ask who did it

Just get me out of here, I'll make a deal

I'll even sing 1, 2 Oatmeal