[Intro: Simpleflips & LordFluffy]

At one point in your life, you're gonna find yourself staring straight into the eyes of a dick

And you're gonna realize, it's not a dick

That's my dad

(Take notes, it's time for lore!)

[Verse 1]

One time I had a sweater

But then my father wore it better

It was blue, it had a dinosaur

And then he hit me, now I'm really sore

He said I'm about to make you really sore

Because I am a fucking dinosaur!

[Outro]

You know, I always thought that if he wanted to destroy my sweater

You would just pull on a string..

As I walked away..