Coming to save the day, I am the hero

Climbing up to the top, starting at zero

La-la-la-la-la-la, nothing to fear-o

Shooting you in the face like Robert De Niro

Perseus ain't got jack, I am the man

Hercules ain't got jack, I am the man

You don't even know, this is so easy

I only hope that Death won't see me

(You know, I couldn't help but notice, you, standing there, you're trespassing, on my lawn, it's my lawn, go away!)

I got a pair of wings, can't even use 'em

(I made it through the level)

I'm walking through the maze right now-icus

I smash all of these fools, and how-icus

Don't be acting all holier-than-thou-icus

I got nine-nine-nine in my pockets

The name's Pit, you can call me "Kid Icarus"

And I gotta say, I'm getting really sick of this

And I'm feeling in particular ridiculous

I got wings on my back, serendipitous

And I fly through the air like a tuna fish

(And I fly through the air like a tuna fish)

(And I fly through the air like a tuna fish)

I'm an eggplant, man, why you doing this?

(I'm an eggplant, man, why you doing this?)

(I'm an eggplant, man, why you doing this?)

Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance

(Eggplants on my mind, and my mind on eggplants)

Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance

(Paint yourself purple and drop your pants)

(Wait, what?)

Creeping and a-crawling, quite serious

I got a feeling that I'm feeling delirious

These bearded mofos ain't nearing this

I'm gonna shoot you in the lower posterious

Will I ever make it out of this labyrinth?

I've never seen anything so elaborate

If it's getting in my way, I'm just stabbing it

You can't stop me, fool, I'm a maverick

And I fly through the air like a halibut

(And I fly through the air like a halibut)

(And I fly through the air like a halibut)

I'm an eggplant, man, aw, to hell with it

(I'm an eggplant, man, aw, to hell with it)

(I'm an eggplant, man, aw, to hell with it)

Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance

(Eggplants on my mind, and my mind on eggplants)

Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance

(Paint yourself purple and drop your pants)

We are the guardians of sacred things

Twinbellows, in the mood for some barbecue wings

Get a haircut and get a real job

Hewdraw's gonna cook you like your name is squab

You're never gonna make it past me, kid

Pandora's in the house and I'm off the grid

You're gonna burn, Kid Icarus, burn

Me first! Watch and learn!

Twinbellows (Twinbellows)

You're an odd fellow

Me and my boys turn your face into jello

You look like two cats in heat

My leet fleet is like "skeet, skeet, skeet"

Hewdraw (Hewdraw)

You're a hydra gone wrong

I'm jumping rope, here, man, it's taking way too long

Pandora (Pandora)

I'll shoot you in the box

You know I had to say it, though, that's how I rock

(And then I won.)

(Yay!)

I got the wings

(I got the wings)

And I got the arrows

(And I got the arrows)

And I got the shield

(And I got the arrows)

But I got the wings (Haha)

And I'm high as a kite

And if you think I probably won't, then you can bet that I might

And if you're getting in my way, I'm shooting Arrows of Light

I don't know how exactly that works, but that's alright with me

Eventually I'll find my way to Mother Brain

I mean Medusa, whatever, man, it's all the same

And when I make it to the end of this, I'm getting kissed

Kid Icarus, splitting up the difference, check it

I'm taking you down

I've waited far too long

I'm taking the crown

I'm putting it where it belongs

Hey, why you gotta be so mean?

(What do you want?)

I'm here for the queen

No games played, make my day

(You'll never take me alive!)

Have it your way

I'm about to show you what it's like to rock

(I'm about to show you what it's like to rock)

No, I'm about to show you what it's like to rock

Stop copying me, you ain't a part of my flock

And I'm a-dodging and a-weaving like a sparrow

I'm hiding in your blind spot narrow

One more shot, you'll see what I got

Knock, knock

(Who's there?)

Arrows