She says I'm a beast

They ought to kill me and put me out of her misery

Jerkin' her around like a yo-yo

Like Godzilla walking over Tokyo

Pulling people out of windows and cars

Eating them whole with out thinking twice first

Well that's me I guess

But why don't you give it a rest?

She says a lot of things, I'm not surprised

Significant others are inclined to improvise

For example I'm the closit Don Juan

Because I chew on my ice and suck on my gums

And I make eyes at all her friends

That irresistible pack of loose ends

I'm already guilty so I guess I'll confess

If you would just give it a rest

And she says I'm a misogynist

A selfish elfish hedonist

That's just a misinterpretation

I slip on my tongue and I get a gross exaggeration

I never said Velma and Louise wasn't gender bending

Don't tell me Jesus was a woman I won't contest

You're just incapable of feeling

So you might as well give yourself a rest

I like woman but liquor is quicker

I get down in the mouth and put my mind in the gutter

And I can feel bottomless in a topless bar

Because where woman are degraded, I can't be far

Yes, that fits me like a black eye

I'm the biggest mistake you'll ever deny

A jerk, a piss ant and a scurvy insect

But at least I loved you, so why won't you give it a rest