(Verse 1)

Well this'll put hairs on your chest

Make you be a man, be the best

You got a got a big dick right?

Yeah of course you do, you're that guy

You never ever think about women

Or anyone who is not cis

And your girl's pissed so you think that she's crazy

Without ever thinking 'bout your own actions

Or ever gauging reactions

Because you're a man you don't have to

Why would you think about someone else

When the whole internet is full of articles on self help

Yeah you'd rather be an asshole and yelp

And the reviews they coming back for you

And this'll put hairs on your chest

The smell of whiskey and ciggies on your breath

(Chorus)

Well this'll put hairs on your chest

(Verse 2)

Well this'll put hairs on your chest

Make you be a man, be the best

You got a got a big dick right?

Yeah of course you do, you're that guy

You never ever think about women

Or anyone who is not cis

And your girl's pissed so you think that she's crazy

Without ever thinking 'bout your own actions

(Chorus)

Well this'll put hairs on your chest