(Verse 1: Simo Soo)

All fake everything, all fake everything

Just do what you want, it’s your body you can do that wit’ it

Are you in a Stephen King movie? ‘Cos you’re killin’ it

Are you in a Stephen King movie? ‘Cos you’re killin’ it

I live on ramen and peanut butter so I can afford moisturiser

Still got a pretty face and my insides full of blubber

All fake everything

All fake everything

All fake everything

All fake everything

(Chorus: Kučka)

If you wanna be beautiful just come with me

What happens in Hollywood and the magazines

If you wanna be envious in the New Idea

‘Cos I see you watching me all on the screen

(Verse 2: Simo Soo)

I never liked my chest hair, when I’m rich I’m lasering face hairs

Put on a sick party, space jam

I’m vegan but I go H.A.M

Call the doctor, Sleater Kinney

I’m like Godzilla but way pretty

Tower over idiots, all the power taken up by idiots

Where’s the salt? Where’s the salt?

The prime minister’s a racist

He should stop being so basic, basic

We have to change this

Lisa Lionheart, Malibu Stacey

Dragonheart, [censored] in my heart

(Break: Kučka)

There’s isn’t much I would never do

Come to me if you wanna fix it

(Chorus: Kučka)

If you wanna be beautiful just come with me

What happens in Hollywood and the magazines

If you wanna be envious in the New Idea

‘Cos I see you watching me all on the screen

(Break: Simo Soo)

Yeah I’m totally beautiful, from my hands to my cuticles

Feeling so lovely, baby

Treat yourself, culture shock, baby, love yourself

I don’t wanna think about much else

I just wanna feel beautiful so I’ma jus’ do me well