The Comeback

By Sim Dane

Released on December 12, 2018

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[Intro - Robert Kubica:]

Yeh... It's ya boi, Robert Kubica and I'm back on the F1 grid - two thousand and nineteen. (2019)

And I'm ready to fuck motherfuckers up. I got a real scary car, matherfacker

George Russell will have a noseblood soon. (Watch me! Watch me!)


[Chorus - Robert Kubica:]

It's the comeback. Kubica, the one back

Ricciardo in a Renault, I call him a wombat

It's the comeback. Kubica, the one back

Ro$$berg scoping grid girls, Robert on track. [x2]


[Verse 1 - Robert Kubica:]

I'm back. My name is Robert Kubica, the realest Slav in here

Fucked a guardrail up in rallyin', ain't crashed so hard in years

Arm is fucked up, fuck you! I use lefty for my dick, Claire

You let the dog out, cunt. They' callin' me Bob Sinclair

Concerning Russell, watch your shit. I'll be Andre de Cesaris

Bash yo bitch ass, have yo Brit ass in a big crash, pessimist

Kvyat ain't got shit on me, son. He's a Russian errand boi

Torpedo faggot, swerve on you, soon I got a scary toy

FW42 next year. It's guardrail proof, I'll prove it

Move it, you could lose it if you screw with Kubica

Now Lewis, you'll get bruises on your vegan ass

I hate your stupid fool wit

Remember, if I ain't killed that guardrail, I'd be 5 times your shit

9 times, in fact, Vettel, bullshit! In a Kubica-mobile

Music helped me through it, I rap-battle paddock up until

Steal the seat from GP2-fuckup, the Russian boi Sirotkin

Pregnant by Stroll, that's why you're leaving the season all so sudden


[Chorus - Robert Kubica:]

It's the comeback. Kubica, the one back

Ricciardo in a Renault, I call him a wombat

It's the comeback. Kubica, the one back

Ro$$berg scoping grid girls, Robert on track. [x2]


[Verse 2 - Nico Ro$$berg]

Hello guys, welcome to my channel! I've risen on YouTube

I drive Porsches, highlight horseshit, drive by Ham fans, if I'm bored, shit!

I'll make a vlog with all my dogs and I ain't talking Bottas

I'm sharp as Coulthard's chin, he thinks we're friends, I hate that Scot-ass

I've talked to Kubica, a mill to kill Mercedes' pitwall

My shit balls, slit throats with my front wing if you think you're lit, dawg! (You're not lit, dawg)

That shit-talk. Lewis, get lost! Suck my dick and pour some Chivas

Take my sloppy seconds Minaj, you'd be 2nd without Lil' Dog Bottas, trend following ripoff


[Robert Kubica]

I've got a plan for Ricciardo that Renault team will get slaughtered

Give me the mic, dumb reporters!

I'll paddock pass a bitch if she don't hate Nick Heidfeld like me

Put Williams on the podium, you see I'm hiding my beast

Potato Polish young boi, duck or die when I'm on the street

Got Toto in a chokehold if he ain't gon' give me that seat

I need a Merc and a Bottas, want it delivered next week

I use my right hand to flip fuckers off, it gives me my speed


[Chorus - Robert Kubica:]

It's the comeback. Kubica, the one back

Ricciardo in a Renault, I call him a wombat

It's the comeback. Kubica, the one back

Ro$$berg scoping grid girls, Robert on track. [x2]

(Ay!)


[Outro:]

So this song is dedicated to everybody who did not think I could make it back to F1

A big fuck you to Nick Heidfeld and Renault too

I am back and I will fucking kill you and be world champion