[Intro - Lancelot, Cash Daddy $troll]

Lancelot:

Yeah dad, I'm not feeling it today

Like, I had no practice, I don't wanna embarrass myself

Can I have some cash for medication, dad?

Cash Daddy $troll:

Alright, son. We'll call Stoffel instead!

Lancelot:

Nah dad, please don't! I wanna play Call of Duty with him. Like, call Hülk or something, eh?

Cash Daddy $troll:

Will do! No problem, son. I'm proud of you

[Chorus 1 - Racing Point, Mr. Honda]

Racing Point:

We're sorry for asking (oooh) - please take the wheel

Never meant to turn you down last year

Drive our car, it could save your career!

Mr. Honda:

Apologies, Christian (oooh) - we strike the deal

Never meant to make Verstappen cry

But we're leaving next year, it's goodbye!

(Alright, yeah yeah yeah)

[Verse 1 - Sim Dane:]

A kinda big weekend for Kimi, really

Been doing this for so many years even with a break, but he still breaks Rubens' record finally

He's crossed the line so many times, but he don't even care now

He chills out, he chills with fam whenever it's not lights out

Now Bottas was on pole for once and maybe he could make it

At lights out, who's always quicker? Once again, it's Ham who escapes quick

Now Bottas gives it everything, see he ain't just gonna be taken now

T1, he gripped up, pushed Hamilton hard. P1? This time he stays now

Now Alex once again in trouble, I bet RB's divided

Has a lock up, has to pit quick, comes out last, boi's in mode minus

Meanwhile in the midfield, Danny is now challenging Charles, ooh

Big stakes if the Aussie could get his Renault car through

[Chorus - Kimi Räikkönen, Sim Dane]

Kimi Räikkönen:

I'm sorry Ms. Grosjean (oooh) - but not for real

Never meant to break your finger, mate

But I'm Kimi, so not my mistake

Sim Dane:

So there will be action (oooh) - the rain is so near

Vettel spins off, water on his tyres?

Nah, just master🅱️lan pitwall advice

[Bridge - Sim Dane:]

Charles and the Aussie got a good fight going on

Dan thinks of tattoos, gets himself in the zone

Moves past Charles real quick and though plenty of effort

'Rari plan has made his tyres go with the same plan as ever

[Verse 2 - Sim Dane:]

Ten times out of nine, when Bottas on his grind

He'll find a way to throw it in the bin and so this time

Foot meets brake, then the lock up wheel thing

Lap 13 only, now Bottas' back on a string

Boxing now, like this Ham's gon' be champ forever

Forever? Forever-ever? Forever-ever? (Forever?)

Forever never seems that long, until it's been like

Six years since anyone's been challenging him

Now Bottas, your intentions are good, we wish we could

Let you race, but Ham's leading the bulls, so we don't need ya

VSC, pits now cheap, Ham goes 'wee'

Bottas goes bananas, 'cause engine gives up and he... pits

Now rest of the field is racing but Ocon's... hit

With the engine issues too, he must be damn mad

Knowing that his teammate is out there looking good

Fighting for a podium and Cyril's tattoos, damn

[Chorus - Alfa Pitwall, Kimi Räikkönen]

Alfa Pitwall:

Apologies, Kimi (oooh) - here is the deal:

You put Russell out the race and now

F.I.A. throws penalties around

Kimi Räikkönen:

Now, listen here pitwall (oooh) - tell me "FOR WHAT?!"

Never meant to make the team boss cry

But it's unfair to be penalised

[Verse 3 - Sim Dane:]

Albon is out now, see he's been given up on by RB

And now Landobot is yelling on the radio 'bout ECU not working properly

But he can't just stop, gotta ride this thing on out

And then Charles is being told on the radio "Plan C now," wow

When do they run out? Get a million, jeez, after last year

Competing, cheating, in the end to Enzo they be the same thing

Now Hülk is up in the points, damn, and Dan stays really quick, man

Lando's off now, out onto a chair like Nando, chill, homes!

[Chorus - Sim Dane:]

Now, 'cause of Lil' Lando (oooh) - we got SC

Ham and Max as usual are crying

On the radio 'bout cold ass tyres

Restartin' the action (oooh) - Ham's off so easy

Dan is challenging for second now

But drops back and Pérez has a try

The Hülk really smashing (oooh) - eighth from the back

Cyril's on to get some inked up arms

And Grosjean fought through to get some points

Now Hamilton's matched him (oooh) - 91 wins

Moving tribute with the helmet now

He is on to beat the records, wow!