[Verse 1]

Well I've been doin' lots of thinking

'Bout how I need to quit my drinking

Quit spending all my money

And wasting all my time

And I've been thinking 'bout the ozone

And I don't wanna die alone

Lord knows how much I love her

When I see her in a miniskirt, oh

[Chorus 1]

Looks like she's the only one who knows

I like fresh bananas in my cheerios

[Verse 2]

I've been doin' lots of drinking

You know it gets me to thinking

That I've been sinking

On every ship I've ever known

So I've been running through a tape machine

And tryin' to fit into the music machine

Let's smoke another cigarette

And sing another song, oh Lord, yeah

[Chorus 2]

Looks like I'm the only man who knows

She's half-Cherokee and half Navajo

[Verse 3]

So let's keep runnin' through our tape machine

And taking over local music scenes

Let's smoke another cigarette

And sing another song, Lord Lord Lord

[Chorus 3]

Looks like we're the only ones who know

In a honky tonk you can't play rock and roll