[Verse 1]

Got to work on my brain then I'm

Crawling back to my grave and

I'm certain that I'm gonna die this time

No doubt is left inside my mind tonight

So I'm just gonna wait for nausea to set in, I'm

Peacing out at eleven, the

Friendly girls are trying to comfort me as if

I'm a depressed chick at a frat party

[Chorus]

Two-faced bitches never lie

And therefore I never lie

Diagram this sin triangle for me tonight

Because I don't know what to say

A sickness by another name

Wouldn't be sweet either but

With luck, it would at least look much more tame

[Spoken Interlude]

Let's see how personality works

Bill Woodruff here has something on his mind

He wants something

In fact—

[Verse 2]

I've got to work on my face now, I'm

Wearing shades when it's dark out

But don't you worry, I'm just being cool

Like everybody else around this school

And maybe I wanna see him

But then again I'm an isolationist

And on an accident, I'm like Japan

Before they went and traded stuff to other lands

[Chorus]

And two-faced bitches never lie

And therefore I never lie

Diagram this sin triangle

But the biblical kind and not sine

Because I don't know what to say

A sickness by another name

Wouldn't be sweet either but

With luck, it would at least, like, not suck

[Spoken Interlude]

What do we mean when we talk about personality?

What is your personality?

It's the way you get along with other people around you

And with your changing environment

You want certain things from other people and from environment

The way you go about getting those things reveals your personality

For example, did you ever want to go one place but the gang wanted to go somewhere else?

What did you do?

How pleasant was your personality?

Did you ever want, so much, to make a good impression on someone?

What did you do?

How effective was your personality?

Did you ever feel alone, out of place, when you wanted very much to be part of the group?

What did you do?

[Chorus]

Two-faced bitches never lie

And therefore I never lie

Diagram this sin triangle

But the biblical kind and not sine

Because I don't know just what to say

When a sickness by another name

Wouldn't be sweet either but

With luck, it would at least, like, not suck

Awksome bitches never lie

And therefore I never lie

Diagram this sin triangle for me tonight

Because I don't know just what to say

When a sickness by another name

Wouldn't be sweet either but

With luck, it would at least look much more tame

[Outro]

Wouldn't be sweet either but

With luck it would at least look much more tame