(ABRAHAM)

Leon, you're a ghost

Do you want some toast?

Without butter, just plain

So you wouldn't like it here in Spain

How come you don't show up to school?

Do you think you're too cool?

Well face it, your skin is brighter

Than your future so go take and a haul

I'm just kidding, you fool, I'm being a tool

It's all cool - like the colour of your skin and all

You're a mug, here's a hug, don't tug

And don't forget to drink your chug jug -

Now I'll pull the plug

(SAM)

Why you block me from twitter?

You sure you’re not bitter?

Making dinner, no more salt, cooker's got a fault -

Or is that you?

Stealing videos straight off of YouTube

Taking them for your own, you're as tall as a cone

You play CS on your phone, fuck off back home

And make some videos of your own...

Owen - you look like you've been towin' -

Cars for a living, but not knowin'

Where you're goin', now stop lawn mowin'

For money - look, it's not even sunny with

Your pubes on your face

Now just listen to the bass and us ace this track

Now get back, cut the crap

You look like you deal crack

And you walk around looking like a spack

And your voice crack

Makes you sound like a twat, like a bat -

Take the hat, you may as well be fat

From all the shit that you eat but no Tic-Tacs

For your breath, don't call the ref 'cause

I'm done and now its time to pull back

(AARON)

OK, bitch, stay

I've never seen anyone who looks so gay -

You eat off a tray, in your nans front room

By the broom that's used to smack you -

Not a clue, that's the way you choose to be

Walking round like you're on a two three

With some boobies - flop around your face

You got no grace

Have some space to play as trace-r

Paradoxed, crocks, socks, box -

Your profile picture's Dropbox

So hold on, you say you have a phone

Oh, you are a bag of bones and you seem

To always moan. and now you're owned

So don't go crying all the way home

And I'll leave you all alone

(ABRAHAM)

"Yeah, I'm HDXY, I get all the pussy"

"I'm a fuckin' god man, I ain't a big wussy"

Michael, you wanna know how good I am?

Just go ask Michelle

A click o' the fingers, and I can ring her bell

Dick so large, didn't fit her shell

"PS4 is the best console

And if you play something else

I'll put you in a hole"

I play Xbox, now go and crawl

All the way right up to me and suck my balls

Quitate la polla de la boca antes de hablar

Donde están tus modales?

Deja tu teléfono pequeño, Mike

“but my YouTube...”

Shut the fuck up kid

Stop bragging

Just accept nobody knows your YouTube show...