The time has come to talk about the place I work

My name's Ean, and I'm a computer dork

I'm not as smart as Jon Von Zelowitz

But I have a good time in this techno-weenie gig

I answer questions that come as phone calls

Features, drivers, upgrades and net installs

And once I had to, despite my total shock

Tell some guy just how to use a number lock

He didn't know how to use a number lock

We're a bunch of computer dorks

And that's the way we wanna be

Just having fun but getting paid for work

I must be a computer geek

We go home and play on the Internet

Email, FTP, and the World Wide Web

Friday night, I hang out with all my friends

We go surfin' out on the Internet

You'll find me surfin' out on the Internet

We're a bunch of computer dorks

And that's the way we wanna be

Just having fun but getting paid for work

I must be a computer geek

Bunch of computer dorks

And that's the way we wanna be

Just having fun but getting paid for work

I must be a computer geek