[Intro: Shy High & Shy High]

Fuck

Did you save me a cookie?

No

Bro

You didn’t ask

I- yes! I told you I wanted one of the snikerdoodles, dawg

You did not bro, this- this is what I'm talking about bro, you always say all this shit that isn't even real

[Verse 1]

Telephone Rudolph

Tell him to fill up on eggnog and Smirnoff

My acid amino

My ass is all bruised from playing piano (I can't land shit)

We're bumping that Bublé, some Christmas and chill, Mariah as well (Fuck how you feel)

Neighbors are caroling 'round, it's disturbingly loud

Get over yourself, this is perfectly loud (This is perfectly loud)

[Chorus]

Just shut up

I don't wanna hear no chatter

You don't even have no power (Power)

I'm looking at the Christmas powder (Powder)

I'm tryna take the Christmas shower

If you don't dance, you a snowman

If you don't dance, you a coward (Coward)

I never do sweet, I'm sour

You never wrap gifts, I noticed (I noticed)

Slippers on my feet, so green (So green)

I'm looking like a Christmas tree (Nice tree)

So green (So green)

Looking like a Christmas tree

Fuck

[Verse 2]

Texts on my phone

Santa, can you please come home?

I shouldn't have to wait this long

I sent a picture of the chimney

With the flash on in a frenzy

Had the reindeer to defend me

Everything within me

Heard they wanna start a search soon

So it's critical to execute the ending

Spot eight figures heading South bound into Newport

But the shadows make it difficult to pin me

Poetry in motion

Me and gravity got a chemistry

Always grabbing me, it's an affinity

Down to the Christmas tree (What?)

That's the mindset

Homie said it's late, I checked the time on my timex

The moon in the sky

Reflect on my face

I cannot be late (I cannot be late)

So I might have to race (Might have to race)

I put a stop, I'm like, "Answer my health" (Answer my health)

Only was having it, I'll never tell

Performance was laughable

Dropped in and fell

I looked at my scratched, the citizens started to yell

[Chorus]

Just shut up

I don't wanna hear no chatter

You don't even have no power (Power)

I'm looking at the Christmas powder (Powder)

I'm tryna take the Christmas shower

If you don't dance, you a snowman

If you don't dance, you a coward (Coward)

I never do sweet, I'm sour

You never wrap gifts, I noticed (I noticed)

Slippers on my feet, so green (So green)

I'm looking like a Christmas tree (Nice tree)

So green (So green)

Looking like a Christmas tree

Fuck

[Outro]

Fuck you