I saw the floater in the pool

It was distressing but it looked extremely cool

It’s easy come - easy to go too far

I gotta ’56 Lacuna with the racing bars

Singing madness for a hundred days

I need some cessation (let me count the ways!)

Let’s do the Gristle and Crank

The Jackanory and the Judas and the Plank

I’m optimistic but I don’t know

If I am fully cognisant about the way things go

I’m the only one on the floor

Idiot Dancing

Idiot Dancing

Gonna do it tonight like we did it before

Idiot Dancing

Idiot Dancing

I mapped the vortex inside the ghoul

Although I wouldn’t recommend it as a rule

It’s not that easy to explain

But I was hideous as envy I was sick as a drain

This is a somewhat unedifying phase:

Chimps on a ghost train at the End of Days

Do the Verucca and the Swim

The Hokey Cokey and the Phantom Limb

I start to wonder: ‘where is the truth?’

Now I’m setting up the Nordfeldt here on the roof

Throwin’ shapes in quite unusual ways

Idiot Dancing

Idiot Dancing

I was good at the time but I avoid it these days

Idiot Dancing

Idiot Dancing

Let’s do the Armrest, the Screaming Soup

The Dying Swan, the Wooly Bully and the Croup

Let’s do the Polecat and Crank-the-Handle

Let’s do the Lube-the-Anaconda-and-the-Candle

Do the Catharsis and do the Prawn

The Death of Lenin, and the Baby Faun

The Sink the Bismark, the Manta Ray

The Macarena and the YMCA..

I’m the only one on the floor

Idiot Dancing

Idiot Dancing

Gonna do it tonight like we did it before

Idiot Dancing

Idiot Dancing

Idiot Dancing

Idiot Dancing…